|Stiffy the Snowspondy for President 2008|
|Welcome to Stiffy's
2008 Campaign Scrapbook
| IT'S OFFICIAL!!
Snowspondy throws hat into ring!!
Stiffy the Snowspondy has declared that he is indeed running for the Presidency of the United States in 2008. In announcing his candidacy, Stiffy becomes the first Snowspondy to ever run for President. While admitting that he isn't actually running, so much as walking briskly, Stiffy nevertheless vowed that he was, "In it, to be in it.", and that he hoped his candidacy would be an inspiration to others.
Here's how YOU can help:
|A crowd gathers at the Spondyville Campaign Headquarters to volunteer.|
|Do you see what's missing in this photograph?|
|That's right, the Campaign Manager is missing!
Stiffy the Snowspondy needs YOU to be his Campaign Manager!!
|How do you do it? IT'S SIMPLE!!
Send an e-mail to Stiffy and Volunteer to be his Campaign Manager when he visits your state.
Stiffy is committed to visiting all 50 states in this Presidential campaign and he needs your help!
What does being a Campaign Manager do?
Why, set up Photo-Ops of course. So, when Stiffy arrives, simply take him to the nearest landmark and take his picture as he delivers his speech to raise AS awareness. Then give him a good meal, some ice cream and let him meet your friends and family.
Then, send him on to his next Campaign Stop.
Email Stiffy at: Snowspondy@aol.com
Stiffy the Snowspondy for President in 2008
Now check out the platform Stiffy is running on!
The Fusion Ticket Platform
|Learn more about Stiffy the Snowspondy's 50 State Strategy, AND view the states where Stiffy has recently been campaigning by clicking HERE.|
|Stiffy magazine covers|
|A small controversy erupted when the New Yorker, evidently trying to make up for some other cover faux-pas, went too far in the other direction and seemingly "endorsed" Stiffy.
Sarcasm does not become you, New Yorker.
|Probably the most controversial cover, hasn't even hit the newstands yet ... AND doesn't feature Stiffy. It is this upcoming issue of Snowspondy Plus, which is already causing a bit of a ruckus. Why? Because it features Stiffy's twin brother, Spiffy on the cover, with a leggy model in his lap, and includes an 'in-depth' interview with Spiffy inside the magazine. Everyone is anxious to know if the Spiffy interview will reveal any juicy details regarding Stiffy's private life. Stiffy, naturally, has assured the media that he has nothing to hide.|
|The newest campaign button|
|Sadly, THIS was not the outcome.|
|( Scroll down for Stiffy's Veep Announcement! )|
|ELECTION UPDATE: Campaign Alert!
Showing his dedication to old-fashioned values, Stiffy the Snowspondy has decided to announce his pick for running mate tomorrow by telegraph.
You can learn his pick by either 1) going to your local Western Union office and just standing around until the news comes across the wires, or 2) by watching for the semaphore flag signals being waved from atop the Pharaoh's Obelisk, located on the outer edge of Fuselot Park, near the northeast corner of Ankylosinger Square, in the heart of Downtown Spondyville or by 3) simply continuing to read this announcement.
Rumors have focused on two possibilities; Spondyville City Councilperson Billy-Sue Clanton, (a transgender transvestite transcendentalist who, oddly enough, never knows quite what to wear), and long-time Spondyville resident and the Queen of Spondyville society, Marie Strumpell. Needless to say, speculation is rampant. Town handyman, "Pops" DeMaupassant has effectively taken himself off the short list of possible candidates, by claiming he "I'm too old, and don't give a fig about such danged nonsense" ... At his direction, a "Draft 'Pops'" movement has disbanded and will apologize to the other candidates for the pre-emptive negative ads they ran on his behalf.
Naturally, Stiffy the Snowspondy disavowed the "Pops" group and noted that he has already made his choice and looks forward to campaigning with her ... or him/her ... or y'know ...
|STIFFY'S VEEP ANNOUNCEMENT!!|
|Marie Strumpell running for V.P. on the Fusion Ticket!|
|Marie Strumpell, the grand-dame of Spondyville society, and a long-time community organizer and philanthropist, has agreed to join Stiffy the Snowspondy on the Fusion ticket as his Vice-Presidential nominee.
Most Spondyvilleans are familiar with her name and many great contributions to the community down through the years.
She is the grand-daughter of Uriah Stoop, one of the founders of Spondyville.
You can read more about her by clicking HERE.
|Stiffy is truly a 'man' of the people.
Here, he confers with his brain trust.
|It all started with this ...|
|And was soon followed with this appeal to 'get involved ...|
|It was a great campaign, and now that it's over, we can begin to look back fondly on what was and dream of what might have been.|
|Stiffy's Vice-Presidential Announcement was full of fun and theatrics!|
|But, don't despair, my friends ...
Stiffy has something to say that I think you'll want to hear ...
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