Stiffy the Snowspondy's
50 State strategy


Region One
Alabama
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Kentucky
Maine
Maryland
Massachussetts
New Hampshire
North Carolina
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia


and our nations' Capitol, Washington, D.C.
Alabama
... are all on Stiffy's future itinerary! See you soon!!
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
While visiting Laura in Atlanta, Stiffy takes a moment to think about his Rose Garden Strategy.
Laura's pond is full of Koi, as Stiffy discusses environmental issues with one of his trusted advisors.
Kentucky
Maine
DisneyWorld
Cape Canaveral - NASA
Maryland
Massachussetts
Stiffy is on his way to your states!
New Hampshire
Sometimes when you run in New Hampshire, you have to wear a disguise.
New Jersey
New York
At the Famous Long Island duck.
A day at the beach.
Stiffy hasn't been there yet, but will stop by soon.
Rhode Island
Stiffy will be there in the near future.
Tennessee
Halloween in Tennessee? Scary!
(But in a nice way.)

Dogged by a reporter, Stiffy woos  the pumpkin constituency.
West Virginia
Washington, D.C.
Stiffy can't wait to get there!
(Back to Stiffy's 50 State Strategy page.)
North Carolina
Three of Spondyville's longtime residents meet in Atlanta to discuss Stiffy's campaign and offer advice. (left to right) Rick, Laura and Craig.
South Carolina
Stiffy checks out a cannon and examines the fortifications at historic Ft. Sumter, where the Civil War began.
A Day at the Races.
In Atlanta, Stiffy's Secret Service agents laugh as the Coca-Cola Polar bear pretends to eat our favorite Snowspondy for lunch.
Stiffy arrives at CNN headquarters for an in-depth interview with Anderson Cooper 360. (After meeting with Mr. 360, Stiffy hoped to catch a glimpse of Soledad O'Brien, but she was 'on assignment'.)
In one of Savannah's many beautiful town squares, Stiffy assails the kind of broken government that puts a solar-powered sun-dial in the shade.
Stiffy enjoys the cool breeze while sitting in front of the Griffin Statue in Savannah.
When your campaign begins to take root and your support blossoms, you can feel a political career in full bloom.
Stiffy gets some campaign advice from a friendly local supporter in Savannah.
Xmas in Haddon Hts. with Spenser23's mom.
Stiffy knows this election could be a horse race, so he went to Churchill Downs.
In Louisville, Stiffy found a big stick with which to speak softly.
Stiffy will be visiting soon!
Vermont
Virginia
Stiffy is a friend of the working person.  Here he gets hands-on experience from a local Seamstress, then, later in the day, tries his hand at putting home-made Jelly into jars.
Sometimes Presidential candidates are called on to do the oddest things. Here. Stiffy makes an appearance at a Virginia Doggie Rodeo.
Suddenly, in the middle of a campaign stop-over, Stiffy is surprised by a visit from his twin brother, Spiffy!
Stiffy takes some time off from campaigning to enjoy an all-too-brief visit with his brother.
Stiffy visits the White House to measure the drapes.
Stiffy assumes that when he gets elected, they'll remove the bars.
Stiffy checks out the beautiful Capitol Dome. He vows to bring spare change to Washington.
Stiffy on the steps of the House of Representatives
(slightly enlarged for better viewing)
Stiffy at the Washington Monument
The "Stiff Talk" Express
brought Stiffy right to Union Station.
An inspiring moment in our nation's capitol ... ruined by lousy skywriting.
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Stiffy had a fine time in rural Pennsylvania. visiting a diner featured in the movie, "The Blob" and a farm where "Witness" was filmed. Tess and her sons were perfect hosts. allowing him to relax and enjoy the beautiful countryside. P.S. The cornfield claims to have been the understudy for the one in "Field of Dreams"...
Stiffy the Snowspondy goes where no Snowspondy has gone before ... Up in the air!!